Me: "Hi! Can I help you?"
Patron: "Hi! I need this book a textbook for class. The title is
Monkey Freebird Jones, and it's written by Oscar Grouch."
Me: "Do you know the call number?"
Patron: "No, but it's for Professor Fluffinstuff's class."
Me: "Okay. Do you know how to look up call numbers?"
Patron: "No. Can't you just get it for me? It's back there. *points to bookshelf* I can see it."
Me: "Yes, that's where all the other books are too."
( It's RIGHT THERE! )Once, I was at the Circulation desk with a male co-worker. A girl comes up to the desk, and apparently she knows my co-worker. She wants a DVD that has gone missing. Just a side note: When a DVD goes missing, the odds are that it is never coming back until they can purchase new DVDs. They're only allowed to buy new DVDs once a year, and they have already done so for 2009.
But anyway, co-worker tells her that it's missing, it's not back yet, no one knows when it'll be back.
So she looks at him, turns her head to the side and flutters her eyelashes.
"Well, when it comes back, can you hold it for me? I really wanna see it. Please?"
He seemed to fall for it, but still had enough wits about him to tell her, "Sorry, I can't." Though he probably said that because I was right there. xD (Me = Bitchy! XD And Student Supervisor.) But he has no problems telling people to illegally download movies when the DVD they want is checked out. =.=;; If he does it again, I'm gonna have to tell him he can't do that. If it was friend-to-friend, I'd be like, "Eh, whatever." But he's telling random patrons, "Just go online and download it."
Yes. Because we want to promote movie pirating.
That's all we need is some patron trying to justify his/her movie downloading by telling someone, "The University library told me to do it!" x.x;; Then we'd get into trouble with all kinds of people because of one dumbass.